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No-Knead Cheese Burger Buns


  • 2 3/4 cups (330g) King Arthur Unbleached All-Purpose Flour

  • 1/3 cup (35g) [product-link]Better Cheddar Cheese Powder[/product-link] or 1/2 cup (57g) finely grated sharp cheddar or Parmesan cheese

  • 3/4 teaspoon salt*

  • 1 teaspoon onion powder optional but tasty

  • 1 tablespoon granulated sugar

  • 2 1/2 teaspoons instant yeast

  • 4 tablespoons (57g) butter softened

  • 1 large egg

  • 2/3 to 3/4 cup (152g to 170g) lukewarm water**

  • 2 tablespoons (28g) butter melted


  1. Weigh your flour; or measure it by gently spooning it into a cup, then sweeping off any excess. Combine all of the ingredients, and beat at high speed, using an electric mixer, for 2 minutes. To use your bread machine, put everything in the bucket, and let the dough go through its dough or manual cycle; skip to step 3 below if you’re using a bread machine.,

  2. Place the dough in a lightly greased bowl or rising bucket, cover it, and let it rise for 60 to 90 minutes, until it’s noticeably puffy.,

  3. Gently deflate the dough, and divide it into 6 pieces; each will be about 111g, a scant 4 ounces.,

  4. Shape the dough into balls, and place them in the wells of a lightly greased hamburger bun pan. If you don’t have a bun pan, space them on a lightly greased or parchment-lined baking sheet.,

  5. Gently flatten the buns with your hand to fill the bottom of the pan’s wells, or until they’re about 3 1/2” to 4” wide.,

  6. Cover the buns, and let them rise for 60 to 90 minutes, until they’re noticeably puffy. Towards the end of the rising time, preheat the oven to 350°F.,

  7. Brush each bun with some of the melted butter.,

  8. Bake the buns for 16 to 19 minutes, until they’re a light, golden brown, and their interior temperature is at least 190°F, measured with an instant-read thermometer.,

  9. Remove the buns from the oven, transfer them to a rack, and brush with the remaining melted butter. Allow the buns to cool completely, then store airtight at room temperature.


My best Vanilla Cake


  • 2 cups all purpose flour (cake flour OK too, Note 1)

  • 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder (check it’s still active, Note 2)

  • 1/4 tsp salt

  • 4 large eggs (50 – 55g / 2 oz each), at room temp (Note 3)

  • 1 1/2 cups caster / superfine sugar (granulated/regular ok too, Note 2)

  • 115g / 1/2 cup unsalted butter , cut into 1.5cm / 1/2” cubes (or so)

  • 1 cup milk , full fat (Note 5)

  • 3 tsp vanilla extract , the best you can afford (Note 6)

  • 3 tsp vegetable or canola oil (Note 7)

  • 225g / 2 sticks unsalted butter , softened

  • 500g / 1 lb soft icing sugar / powdered sugar , SIFTED

  • 3 tsp vanilla extract

  • 2 – 4 tbsp milk , to adjust thickeness


  1. Preheat oven to 180°C/350°F (160°C fan) for 20 minutes before starting the batter (Note 8). Place shelf in the middle of the oven.

  2. Grease 2 x 20cm / 8” cake pans with butter, then line with parchment / baking paper. (Note 9 more pan sizes) Best to use cake pan without loose base, if you can.

  3. Whisk flour, baking powder and salt in a large bowl. Set aside.

  4. Beat eggs for 30 seconds on speed 6 of a Stand Mixer fitted with a whisk attachment, or hand beater.

  5. With the beater still going, pour the sugar in over 45 seconds.

  6. Then beat for 7 minutes on speed 8, or until tripled in volume and white.

  7. Heat Milk-Butter: While egg is beating, place butter and milk in a heatproof jug and microwave 2 minutes on high to melt butter (or use stove). Do not let milk bubble and boil (foam ok). Don’t do this ahead and let the milk cool (this affects rise).

  8. Gently add flour: When the egg is whipped, scatter 1/3 flour across surface, then beat on Speed 1 for 5 seconds. Add half remaining flour, then mix on Speed 1 for 5 sec. Add remaining flour, then mix on Speed 1 for 5 – 10 sec until the flour is just mixed in. Once you can’t see flour, stop straight away.

  9. Lighten hot milk with some Egg Batter: Pour hot milk, vanilla and oil into the now empty flour bowl. Add about 1 1/2 cups (2 ladles or so) of the Egg Batter into the Milk-Butter (don’t need to be 100% accurate with amount). Use a whisk to mix until smooth – you can be vigorous here. Will look foamy.

  10. Slowly add milk: Turn beater back on Speed 1 then pour the Milk mixture into the Egg Batter over 15 seconds, then turn beater off.

  11. Scrape and final mix: Scrape down sides and base of bowl. Beat on Speed 1 for 10 seconds – batter should now be smooth and pourable.

  12. Pour batter into pans.

  13. Knock out bubbles: Bang each cake pan on the counter 3 times to knock out big bubbles (Note 10 for why)

  14. Bake 30 minutes or until golden and toothpick inserted into centre comes out clean.

  15. Remove from oven. Cool in cake pans for 15 minutes, then gently turn out onto cooling racks. If using as layer cakes, cool upside down – slight dome will flatten perfectly. Level cake = neat layers.


  1. Cake flour works just fine with this recipe, but butter and vanilla flavour, and crumb is ever so slightly better using plain / all purpose flour. Also, cake flour makes the cake surface sweaty and sticky the next day.

  2. Caster / superfine sugar are finer grains than regular / granulated sugar so it dissolves when whipped with the eggs. Granulated / regular sugar sometimes doesn’t fully dissolve which doesn’t affect the cake rise or texture but can leave some very brown sugar specks on the surface / sides. Not a big deal – just visual if serving undecorated.

  3. Eggs – important to be at room temp as they fluff better when whipped which is key to the fluffy texture of this cake. Also, fresher eggs aerate better = better rise. Old eggs don’t fluff as well.

    • Quick way to warm up fridge cold eggs – place in a large bowl, cover with warm tap water (just warm, not hot), leave for 5 minutes. Wipe dry (to avoid residual water dripping into bowl), then use per recipe.

    • Large eggs – 50 – 55g / 2 oz per egg this is the industry standard of egg sizes sold as “large eggs” in Australia and the US. If your eggs are significantly larger or smaller in size, just weigh your eggs and use 200 – 220g / 8 oz in total (including shell) or 180 – 200g / 7.3 oz in total excluding shell (this is useful if you need to use a partial egg to make up the total required weight. Just crack eggs, whisk THEN pour into a bowl to measure out what you need).

  4. Baking powder – dead baking powder is a common problem with cake fails, even if not past the expiry date. Here’s how to check yours is still good.

Baking soda (bi-carb) won’t make the cake rise quite as well. If you have no choice, then use 3/4 teaspoons of baking soda.

  1. Milk – if you sub with lower fat milk then the texture of the crumb becomes a little less tender. Do not substitute with non-dairy milk, such as soy or almond milk.

  2. Vanilla come in all sorts of qualities. I use Vanilla Extract. Better quality (more expensive) = better flavour, but I think vanilla bean paste is wasted in cakes.

  3. Oil – just 3 teaspoons makes a noticeable difference to the tenderness of the crumb AND keeps the crumb moist for days.

  4. Oven preheating – 30 minutes preheat is recommended to ensure no loss of heat when the oven door is opened. Never use the rapid heat function on your oven for baking, no matter how fancy your oven is!

  5. Cake pans – the batter is quite thin so to ensure no leakage, best not to use a cake pan with a loose base or a springform pan. If that’s all you’ve got, then use butter to firmly fill the gap (this should be enough – I had no leakage when I did this) and for extra insurance, try to cut the paper for the base slightly larger so it goes slightly up the wall.

    • 2 x 20cm / 8″ cake pans- per base recipe above, bake 30 minutes

    • 3 x 20cm / 8″ cake pans – 23 minutes at temp per recipe. If they don’t all fit, put 2 on the middle shelf and one on shelf below. Take out top 2 at 23 minutes, then move bottom one up and bake for further 2 minutes.

    • 2 x 23 cm / 9″ cake pans – 27 minutes

    • 3 x 23 cm / 9″ cake pans – 20 minutes

    • 2 x 15cm / 6″ cake pans – halve the recipe, I haven’t made this size yet but expect will be 25 – 27 min bake time.

    • 12 cup tube pan or bundt pan (grease & dust with flour) – bake 1 hour, but note cake will not be as fluffy as pictured and described

    • 23 x 33 cm / 13 x 9″ rectangle cake – 30 minutes

    Perfect golden sides and base can be achieved by greasing generously with butter then flour dusting base and sides. However, it’s not my base recipe because very occasionally, the base will stick a bit and some of the golden skin comes off. Safer to use paper!

  6. Knock out big bubbles – banging cake pans on counter will knock out big air bubbles in the batter that causes unsightly bubble brown spots on the surface and irregular holes in the crumb. It does not burst the tiny bubbles that make the cake rise – they are too small to bang out!

  7. Sweetness note – sweeter than Asian cakes, less sweet than typical Western butter cakes. Please do not reduce sugar – 1 1/2 cups is minimum required to make the eggs foamy enough to rise.

  8. Different measures in different countries – tablespoon and cup sizes differ slightly from country to country. In most recipes, the difference is not enough to affect the outcome of the recipe, but for baking recipes, you do need to be careful.

    • This cake recipe has been specifically tested using both US and Australian cups (the two countries with the greatest size variance) and the cakes were exactly the same. So you can have confidence that this recipe can be used no matter which country you are in – only exception is Japan (cup sizes are considerably smaller (200ml) so please use weights provided).

For absolutely certainty, opt to use the weights provided (click Metric toggle button above ingredients). Professional kitchens only use weights.

  1. Storage – if not frosting immediately once cooled, cover surface with baking paper (so it doesn’t stick to cling wrap) then wrap in cling wrap immediately then place in an airtight container. Do not leave it sitting around for hours once cooled, cakes go stale quite quickly. Leave out rather than in fridge, unless it’s super hot where you live. Keeps in freezer for 3 months.

    • Frosted or wrapped unfrosted cake keeps perfectly for 4 days (as in, practically like freshly made). Still good on Day 7 but a bit less moist. Keeps better if frosted because it seals the moisture in. If frosted with buttercream, it can stay out on counter and is better stored this way unless it’s hot where you are (in which case refrigerate but take out of fridge a good hour before serving. Nobody likes cold buttercream frosting or cake!) Avoid pre slicing – the area most prone to drying cake out is the cut sides.

  2. Frosting – If it becomes too sloppy/soft because the butter was too soft or your kitchen is too warm eg Aussie summer (!), just refrigerate 10 minutes – remove paddle attachment and stick it in the bowl – then whip again to re-fluff.

  3. Nutrition per slice, assuming 10 servings. Cake only.

White Chocolate Frosting Recipe


  • 1/4 cup heavy cream or whipping cream (60ml)

  • 1 cup white chocolate chips (175g)

  • 2 cups unsalted butter, room temperature (434g; 1 lb. box)

  • 1 Tbsp vanilla extract (12ml)

  • 1/2 tsp salt (3g)

  • 7 cups powdered sugar (907g; 2 lb. bag)


  1. Place the heavy cream and white chocolate chips into a heatproof bowl. Heat in the microwave on a high power for 1 minute.

  2. Let the white chocolate / heavy cream mixture sit for 1 minute to allow the heat from the bowl to continue to melt the white chocolate chips.

  3. Stir until smooth, then set aside to cool for about 10 minutes. If you have any bits of chocolate left unmelted, heat in additional 10 second increments and stir until the mixture is smooth.

  4. In the bowl of a stand mixer or a separate large bowl, beat the room temperature butter on a low speed for 30 seconds with a paddle attachment or hand mixer until smooth.

  5. Add in the vanilla extract and salt. Beat on low until combined.

  6. Pour in the cooled white chocolate and heavy cream mixture, and mix on a low speed.

  7. Slowly add in the powdered sugar, 1 cup at a time.

  8. Scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl with a rubber spatula as needed.

  9. Mix on a low speed until the ingredients are fully incorporated and the desired consistency is reached. 

  10. If the frosting is too thick, add in additional cream, 1 teaspoon at a time. If the frosting is too thin, add in more powdered sugar, a quarter of a cup at a time.

  11. Stir by hand with a rubber spatula to make the frosting extra smooth at the end, then cover with plastic wrap and set aside until you’re ready to use it!



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